There was a “clever” post by some anonymous (chicken) writer on the internet.

There was a “clever” post by some anonymous (chicken) writer on the internet.

So I will write a response not anonymously (I was born with intestinal fortitude) to use liberal idiocy to shine a light on…liberal idiocy.
The “brave” writer addresses the post thusly;

“Things Republicans Believe” (received anonymously on the net)

“Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and
you need our prayers for
your recovery.”

Try not to laugh so hard you spill your coffee, or if you’re the “brave” soul who wrote this, your hash cake.
As we all know Rush Limbaugh speaks for all Republicans. The writer resorts to a the old character assassination game. Which only the left is allowed to use.

“The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
against Iraq.”

He’s absolutely right on this one…we should give more credence to the U.N,(wink) an organization that condemns Israel, as a violator of Human Rights, and ignores the Sudan, Zimbabwe, Syria, Burma and many others countries. When a country is condemned, the glorious U.N. has no real recourse against these violators.

“Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack
down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the
pain of illness.”

Of all the pressing issues in the country, decriminalizing pot should be a top priority (smirk). Liberals favorite daemons are those with “big” before their label, excepting, big: unions, environmental corporations, education, lawyers and anything else that fits their agenda, or give them money. Incidentally “Big Business” is the only “big” label that CREATES JOBS.

“"Standing Tall for America" means firing your
workers and moving their jobs
to India.”

For the left, rather than allowing countries to compete for production contracts, it makes a lot more sense to give foreign aide to the third world. That way India can be like Sub-Saharan Africa and Palestine.

“A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions
affecting all mankind without
Regulation.”

Where are these illusive corporations that have no regulation? (They must only exist in the minds of the left).

"Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton."

Have you noticed that the Republicans are the only humans capable of hate. When did opposition to an agenda mean hatred? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen Republicans burn Hillary Clinton and Elton John in effigy. Do any on the left burn things (like flags, buildings and Presidents in effigy)?

“The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches
while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.”

For the left, it’s okay to say that one supports the troops while protesting everything they do.

“Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for
governor of California as a Republican.”

Republicans in general have taken no stock in California since Reagan was governor.

“If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won't have sex.”

If we give condemns to adolescents, they will instinctively do the right thing, and if you believe hard enough UNICORNS ARE REAL.

“A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.”

Is the writer talking about the Obama administration’s treatment of Israel?

“HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.”

In the mind of left, the Federal Government has done a spectacular job running Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare, CHIP and other federal entitlements, that they should run more of them. On the other hand those institutions that turned a profit, despite heavy regulation and expensive law suits, are evil.

"Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care
to all Americans is socialism."

Iraqi society was dependent on Universal Health Care under the Baath Party, which was a self described Arab Socialist Movement. So borrowing a similar health system here is………..

"Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but
creationism should be taught in schools."

I think that anything that is believed religiously should be kept out of schools. This would include Socialism, Environmentalism, Anti-Corporatism, The Cult of World Peace, Multi-Culturalism and any other crap that is religiously regurgitated in schools.

"Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush's daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy
when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
diversion."

This is what happens when you learn you history from Michael Moore. This idiot should look at the actual history of the Iran-Iraq war.

“A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A
president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid
defense policy.”

Iraq was signed off by a majority of Democrats and Republicans. So how is it that Bush is the only one who lied? Reid, Clinton, Boxer, Pelosi and several other Democrats defended their vote, at least until they could make political hay out of changing their stance.

“Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring
the Internet.”

Here the writer shows a selective understanding of the issues. Firstly, “Gay Marriage” has rarely been passed through legislatures or voter initiatives, it has been created through courts. So evil Republicans aren’t banning “Gay Marriage,” they are preventing the edicts that create it undemocratically. Secondly, who was the last Republican who wanted to censor the internet?

“The public has a right to know about Hillary's
cattle trades, but George
Bush's driving record is none of our business.”

This double standards continues, John Kerry’s tax records and President Obama’s academic record have also not been made public. Bush’s driving record should be made public, and it is.

“What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what
Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.”

It’s all relevant. But the last time I checked everything Bush did, specifically if it could be twisted against him, was a top story for countless news agencies.